I read this hilarious story on Reddit about a guy who unintentionally blamed a baby for his deadly fart at a church Halloween party years ago. He was around 15 or 16 at the time and is now 28, but the memory still cracks him up.
Every year, his church hosted a Halloween party with various activities like bingo, face painting, and dancing. He and his friends were hanging out in the game room playing Mario Kart. At the time, his teenage diet mainly consisted of Taco Bell, Takis, and Rockstar energy drinks clearly a recipe for disaster.
While intensely focused on a Mario Kart race, he felt a stomach-churning pressure building. He couldn’t hold it any longer and decided to risk it, hoping for a silent escape. Thankfully, it was silent but absolutely lethal.
The smell hit the group almost instantly. His friends started giving each other suspicious looks, trying to figure out who dealt it. He kept a straight face, determined not to confess.
Then, the unsuspecting mom of a baby sitting next to him came over. She wrinkled her nose and said, “Smells like someone pooped their pants. Let’s go get you a diaper change.”
He waited until she left the room before bursting into laughter with his friends. To this day, he’s only ever confessed the incident to his closest friend and his now-wife. But thanks to Reddit, the secret’s finally out and he feels much better having shared the unforgettable moment with the internet.
Sometimes, the funniest stories are the ones where you definitely shouldn’t have gotten away with it!